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who would name their kid zoey 101
Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name
why would her room number be zoey
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”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
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what if showing affection didn’t make me uncomfortable that would be cool
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i’m going to start a new religion and it’s going to be doing this every sunday for 5 hours
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Source: vanillish
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
(via reginasmom)
Source: tokyosluts
do NOT say “piss fucker” on the internet. its highly illegal. so illegal that the FBI will show up to your house and ki
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